THE OLD MUSIC COLLECTOR PLAYS HIS ACCORDION

(or if you hate the accordion)

Welcome to my audio torture chamber!
I'm blocking the only door leading out!
(Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!)


Picture of Reinhardt Mueller with accordion, standing in front of a white door

Some people have called me a gentleman, but I must disagree with this statement.  As you can see, I own an accordion, and I have this awful habit of playing it!!   I began about 36 years ago at age 9 with a toy accordion as a Christmas present.  I was able to play simple songs by ear on it without reading music.  3 or 4 weeks later they gave it away and replaced it with the full-size 120-bass model you see in the picture.  By age 12 I was regularly entertaining folks at local senior centers -- something that I did through my teenage years.  If a nursing or retirement home needed music, they called me!  Playing in the retirement homes was a lot more fun, because there the people would often get up and dance, whereas in the nursing homes they'd be stuck in wheelchairs or using walkers, and some would be drugged and just lie there.

I kept this part of my life a secret from my classmates during junior and senior high years so I wouldn't have any trouble at school from the "underachiever" crowd.  They only knew me as the guy who played the squeeze-box every year there was a talent show or one of the guys who sang in the choir for 6 years.



A little technical note...

The audio files on this page are in MP3 format.  They were sampled at 22050 Hz, 16-bit mono and encoded using the LAME v2.92 MP3 encoder using VBR (Variable Bit Rate) for best quality.

Don't try to listen to these files on-line (by left-clicking on the links - this is called streaming) unless you have a broadband connection (DSL, ISDN, cable, T1 or T3).  Network congestion or a slow-speed connection (56K dial-up modem) will cause the music to play, then pause, then play a little more, then pause again while the file is being downloaded.  There is nothing wrong with the file.  The data is not coming in fast enough.  If you don't want to hear choppy music and you don't want to upgrade your connection speed, then save the desired song to your computer's hard drive and then play it from the hard drive as much as you like -- without being logged onto the internet.  Even if you have a high-speed connection, downloading the songs first will save me a lot of bandwidth!

When I encoded these files, I strived for audio quality rather than smooth streaming but burbly audio on a dial-up connection.

How to save the songs to your hard drive:

  • If you are using Internet Explorer, right-click on the desired link and then choose the Save Target As... option.
  • If you are using Netscape Navigator or Firefox, right-click on the desired link and then choose the Save Link As... option.

These MP3 files will fit onto an old 1.44 MB floppy disk.  One disk per song.



Now, on to the music!

  • Mouse Polka (Zucker-Süsse Maus)
    This is me and my cousin Maria, her husband Wolfgang (doing the whistling), and their daughter Karin as we had a little fun on the last night I spent with them on my vacation.  This became Wolfgang's favorite song.  Maria knew this song, but Wolfgang had not heard it before I came to visit! 
  • Schnadahüpfl
    This is me and my aunt Gertraud in Schwandorf doing a little singing in the kitchen while she fixes dinner.
  • Tuas no Amal
    Cousin Maria was always asking me to play this song.  Rather appropriate, because the title means "Do it one more time". OK, for the guy whose translator choked on the Bavarian dialect... The title should be written as "Tu es noch einmal".
  • Zigeunertango
    This song is known by at least 2 titles.  The instrumental version by the Kirmes Musikanten called Zigeunertango (Gypsy Tango).  Husband-and-wife singing duo Adam and Eve called their 1975 German version "Tango Amor".
  • Please Don't Squeeze My Charmin
    This is what happened after a former neighbor talked me into playing for his church in their spring concert.  As you can hear by the laughter at the start of the refrain, I don't think too many people knew about this song!

I will play at your party if you provide the transportation.  The government doesn't let legally-blind people drive a car, public transportation is not suitable for transporting an accordion in its protective case (Bulky objects are forbidden on busses), and a taxi can be expensive and may not be available when needed.  Casual parties are best -- I hate formalily and have never gone anywhere where you have to dress up or be 21 to get in.  If some of your guests are older German or Austrian immigrants, they'll get some music from their homeland.

Note:  I have had to promise to not publish contact info such as my address and phone number on the web-page to a person who is paranoid, has never used a computer, and is afraid of things like burglary and home-invasion robbery, no thanks to a few too many Internet-related horrow news-stories on TV.  Keeping certain info about yourself to yourself to stay safe on the Net is great for kids, because they aren't scared, but there have never been any kids here!



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This page last updated:  14-Dec-2003